Von Zipper Skitch Sunglasses

When you're out of gas on your cross-country road trip and need a ride from a passing car, you'd best be wearing the Von Zipper Skitch Sunglasses. When you throw out a thumb, these wire frame Von Zipper shades have optically correct lenses that ensure you don't get into a car with any mustachioed psycho-killers. Whoever picks you up, they won't mess with you—the Skitch Sunglasses' killer style has “respect my authoritay” written all over it.